Fleiss knows her Stud Farm clients won’t be women

first_imgInfamous Hollywood madam and famously abused girlfriend Heidi Fleiss has left town. Apparently Los Angeles just isn’t debauched enough for the Hi-Fli, and she’s headed to Nevada, where she plans, at some point, to open a business called Heidi’s Stud Farm. The studs on this farm will not be of the equine version but hunky men in tight-fitting pants employed to service the various needs of women clients. You know, gigolos. I say good luck to Heidi. She’s going to need it. A lot. Heidi told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that men are clamoring to work at the stud farm. Sure, what dude wouldn’t want to get a check for engaging in his favorite hobby? AD Quality Auto 360p 720p 1080p Top articles1/5READ MOREBlues bury Kings early with four first-period goals Just one problem: Most women just aren’t that interested in anonymous flings, especially not if they have to pay for them. If we were, prostitution and pornography wouldn’t be such huge businesses. The Hollywood Madam, of all people, should know this. She spent years making money by providing men – including famous and rich men who should have no problems picking up women – with prostitutes. Once she was busted and her story made her a celebrity, she continued to make money through the sale of books and products that exploited the libidinous imbalance between men and women. The popularity of television programs such as “Desperate Housewives” and the reality show “Girls Gone Wild” – combined with the skanky antics of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – might indicate a sexual liberation of women. The message is that women of all ages these days are just as sex-obsessed as their male counterparts. But, like most things on television, this is little more than fantasy. I base this on my long experience as a woman and many years of listening to and observing my female friends and family members. Oh, sure, women might say they would love nothing more than a toss in the hay without any complications. They might watch “Sex and the City” and feel inadequate because they aren’t picking up men in cool bars every other night for guilt-free and perfectly safe trysts. But when it comes down to it, no woman I have ever known could stop her feelings from getting in the way. If Fleiss wants to make a place where women could buy what they can’t get from the men in their lives, she should consider recasting her business plan as a “cuddle spa,” but with a better name. The menu would include services including, but not limited to, a night of spooning (while fully clothed, of course), hourly back rubs, candlelit bubble baths and deep talks about where this is going. Even that would be a gamble because who wants to cuddle with a stranger? Fleiss might find that most her stud farm clients are the same folks who keep Playgirl magazine in business – and they ain’t women. Simply put, in many simple and irrevocable ways, women are not like men. It’s important that women be treated equally in pay for the same work and be given promotion and advancement commensurate with their skills and talents. But there are some things in which we don’t want parity. Heidi’s stud farm is one of them. I suspect Fleiss knows this but also knows the concept would make a great “reality”-TV show pitch. I know I’d watch it. Mariel Garza mariel.garza@dailynews.com 160Want local news?Sign up for the Localist and stay informed Something went wrong. Please try again.subscribeCongratulations! You’re all set!last_img read more

South Africa to get two new metros

first_imgMahlangu said that while there was talk of doing away with economically weak municipalities, the 2011 local government elections would be based on the existing 4 277 wards. Source: BuaNews Briefing reporters in Pretoria on Thursday, Municipal Demarcation Board chairman Landiwe Mahlangu said the decision followed careful consideration of the two municipalities’ economic activity and integrated development planning. Buffalo City and Mangaung are currently local municipalities that fall under districts: Buffalo City under the Amatole District Municipality, and Mangaung under the Motheo District Municipality. 10 December 2010 South Africa’s six existing metros are the City of Johannesburg, Tshwane (which includes Pretoria), Ekurhuleni to the east of Johannesburg, Cape Town, eThekwini (which includes Durban), and Nelson Mandela Bay (which includes Port Elizabeth).center_img South Africa’s metropolitan municipalities execute all the functions of local government for a city or conurbation, in contrast to areas which are primarily rural, where local government is divided into district municipalities and local municipalities. Elections based on existing wards “Next year’s elections will be based on the existent boundaries, and that can’t be changed,” he said. South Africa’s Municipal Demarcation Board has announced that Buffalo City, comprising greater East London, and Mangaung, comprising greater Bloemfontein, will become metropolitan municipalities after the 2011 local government elections.last_img read more